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////////A Haiku////////// //Please do not touch me/ /You are really annoying/ ////I do not like you///// Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay

orlopzi:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

He’s not until someone touches him

fuckyeahuwaterloo:

thecaptain626:

I’m sorry this story will never get old like, ever. 

believable. 

my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

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teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

noteworthy-philharmonic:

come-come-cardinal:

keepcalmandgosurfing:

geekyninja1:

attend-hogwarts:

grrrbarrowman:

skarosoul:

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It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.

how old is google?

google is 13 today

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By a decade…

creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

hanksypanky:

the only AP i’m gonna take is A Penis

mothersgay:

hotanimegirl:

gif:

why was the math book sad?

had too many problems

fuck you

no need to be a calcuhater