May 2013
foxnewsofficial:
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
lameborghini:
how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something
bubblegumkind:
Who the fuck names their kid marina and the diamonds
k-entertainment:
p-dragon:
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
people are taking this shit very seriously
remember when everyone was all...
kill-natalie:
surimistick:
i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:
“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”
and i was like woah
thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten
I just said “that’s brilliant” aloud.
jakemalik:
*picks u up for prom in heelys*
earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
awkwardvagina:
have you ever just cried because you’re you
officialdogblog:
you is kind,
you is smart,
you is important,
thespookiesttaco:
i would do my homework but
sadly i am only an eel
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
projects at the end of the school year
carryonmywincestson:
INTELLIGENCE IS NOT MEASURED IN YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF MATH
